A Girl's Guide to Guys II1. We love you girls, really. It's just that saying it out loud seems either freakish or gay and whilst we're trying to be the metrosexual men Cosmo tells you we should be, the truth is we're still pretty insecure about these things. So when we make a crass comment about your breasts it's often because we simply don't feel comfortable saying something simple like, "you look beautiful today."
2. If we say, 'do you want a hand with that,' when you're clearly struggling with something like a jar's lid, there's no double meaning. We're not making fun of you because you're weaker than us; we're just being nice. Take a simple gesture as it was intended.
3. You don't like to nag; we don't like to be nagged. So let's leave it. It'll be done when it's done.
4. We do make fun of you a lot; it's true. But most of it whether it is a literate rant about how insane you are or simply a seemingly snide jab at your appearance is a sign of affection. Look at how we treat our male friends; we insult each