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Outpost 5004 pt 4
Chapter IV: Decisions

U.S.S. Paladin

The Galaxy class refit wasn't having as much luck avoiding enemy fire as her smaller counterpart. With every extra hit that she took, the entire vessel shook and threatened to break apart despite the frantic workings of her skeleton crew.
"Shields down to eighteen percent! Main cannon offline and we've only got four functioning phaser banks!"
The bridge shuddered again as a pursuing cube closed from above and targeted the main power grid in the saucer section. A chorus of terrible explosions chased each other around the bridge and culminated in a frenzied fire at the flight ops station. Gabriel Jax was
Advert History - abridged
Yes, an editorial about adverts. Or "spots" if you live in everyone's favourite upstart colony. Let's be honest, most ads are terrible. Most of them make you want to gouge your eyes out with the remote control and then use them as ear plugs whilst banging your head against the TV in the vain attempt to break it (you'd turn it off but the whole being blind thing makes it hard to see the button). As you'd expect, given the target audience, adverts for women's products are the worst. The absolute worst? Tampon adverts. Never in the history of global boradcasting has there been a good advert for a tampon, or a panty liner, or any other such thing
A girl's guide to guys.THE GIRLS' GUIDE TO GUYS. BY A GUY.

1. Most of us can't do compliments without sounding creepy, so we give up at a young age. It doesn't mean we don't love you.

2. Whilst we don't condone bad hygiene, as men we sweat and frankly a little consideration would be appreciated.

3. As men, we're supposed to be big and strong. Most of us aren't. The only way we can convince ourselves we are is by regularly noticing how small you are. It's a defence mechanism.
>3.a. Please don't wear heels if you're over 5'6''. It eats away our self-esteem.

4. If you think we're irritating you because we secretly like you, you're probably right. The only proble

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